crazy how some fat people needed a gamified version of their life provided by the watch in order to get their health back

you need an apple watch OR YOU COULD DIE

"Apple watch was my best eater"

F***ing hate how they do these sob health stories every year. Apple fell off so hard

It had my cock

“Apple Watch helped me rape those kids”

Did kinda have a MAGA undertone

If it works it works

apple watch series 37

just bought the series 10 man, please dont make it obsolete

Apple Cockring would be life changing

Looks like my series 6

I’d feel like a d***head wearing an Apple Watch

apple watch is rhe worst purchase i’ve ever made

Honestly the only way is if the battery is crazy good

5G on my wrist now

you should

5G liquid ass the #1 selling point 💔💔💔 Steve is rolling over his grave

we're all just waiting for the blood glucose one to come out tbh

Still haven’t touched my Apple Watch Series 8 in years lmao

BLOOD PRESSURE TRACKING?

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