Op fell off so hard man

S*** I’m not gay and sometimes when I look at my d*** when I’m beating my s*** I get turned on

A gay man looks at his own p**** and proceeds to jack off.

A self fulfilling prophecy.

you can do this while being straight btw

Frank would 100% f*** himself I bet he jacks off in the mirror ala Patrick Bateman

This thread is gay as s***

nobody touch me like how i touch me

Yes

Straight people are also attracted to themselves

facts

this site is just the worst

I like my own ass and I'm not gay

This is the best thread on the entire site

asking the real questions

If I made a clone and you see us both look at each other like
You know what we just did

this the type of s*** you just be sitting there thinking about on a day to day basis?

If I was a bad b****, I'd wanna f*** me too, hmm
I'd wanna suck me too, hmm
I'd wanna s*** me too, hmm
If I was a bad b****, I'd wanna hump me too, hmm