flirting with your gf mom in front of her
this isnt dogma just my opinion but this more beast mode than based
flirting with your gf mom in front of her
I got really drunk and kind of unintentionally did this at a family function my ex’s family was hosting. I don’t think my ex noticed though. I didn’t know it at the moment but her husband had cheated on her and I think she was lowkey feeling it. This was years ago and the girl’s dumped me since (for other reasons) but for a few years after that the mom was still wishing me happy birthday and merry Christmas on Facebook message
Soliciting feet pics from teenage girls
Being positive
There we go
I got really drunk and kind of unintentionally did this at a family function my ex’s family was hosting. I don’t think my ex noticed though. I didn’t know it at the moment but her husband had cheated on her and I think she was lowkey feeling it. This was years ago and the girl’s dumped me since (for other reasons) but for a few years after that the mom was still wishing me happy birthday and merry Christmas on Facebook message
”Shoutout KTT. Shoutout KTT…”
peeing your pants and not doing anything about it
List based things to do. I’ll start first
-playing music on a job speaker out loud on the bus.
-picking your nose in public
-farting in public (ain’t my problem)
-putting the pizza delivery man on game
linking up with your ex's friends and having a good time because the situation isn't really on anyone's mind anymore
-get ice cream with cone
-holding door open for large group of people
-pizza with ranch
-watching youtube on treadmill in between two baddies
-knowing every word to nicki minaj superbass
-strong handshake/dap
Sleeping with a handful of widows in their low to mid 80s who haven’t felt the touch of a man in a decade plus.
giving homeless people money/food
treating the people around you with kindness and empathy
being honest and truthful
disregarding vanity and ego
being well read
being unique and embracing ones imperfections in ways that make you seem humanly vulnerable yet be strong willed and stand for what you believe in
being confident without being condescending