This the only good one lol

The devil possesses someone you love every time you fart

You have the IQ of a fly so while you can find the loophole, it will take decades to come up with a solution

jokes on you i already have the IQ of a funfair goldfish

niggas pushing side effects that make the initial ability complete ass

thread is trash

but imma go anyway

i have the ability to be invisible!

you cant turn it off

whats the point of it being a super power if I cant turn it off? wtf

Power: Immune to all side effects of any kind

no side effects

but that’s already my power

you spend all your life being a lab rat for big Pharma

my superpower is the ability to turn inside out

Power: always awake at full energy, sleep not required

You can only do it once

you can't see after you haven't slept for 3 days

I gotta do it during a big speech

This happens irl lol

Sounds like ima be making money Lowkey

Or do you mean a literally lab rat? Lmaoo

+hallucinations

someone puts their balls in your mouth when you least expect it

Yup

you spend every waking moment in a cubicle

what is it with you and working

In a cubicle making music, animation and video games and stuff