Who wants to start

I jay walked just an hour ago

Stole hundreds of dollars worth of goods from various stores when I was broke and wanted food and drinks. Sometimes from the same place multiple times in the same day

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Stole a balloon on Free Balloon Day.

the crime of lookin this good

i tried getting ktt premium for free but failed

guys stay on topic. what crimes have you commited. please speak clearly into the microphone

please explain in detail said crime

telegram

i'm saving this info for my 47 part vlad tv interview sorry

Stole a hot wheels car from my neighbor

killed a ktt user and buried the body in coli territory

Stole a girls heart.... </3

Sped through a construction zone

When I was 18 and dumb I took edibles with me on multiple international flights

Took a xan my 1st and only time and walked in random houses. Even said wassup to this guy as I walked past him and stole his electric guitar but forgot where I put it

Yall do know I’m legally required to report everything said in jest or not to the Feds correct?

I’m in the Epstein files

Hi sexy can you please remove this smiley

2013 murder.

So easy to throw off search dogs when you bury a dead animal 3 feet above the body.