As an uncircumcised man my pee goes to the right when I do the deed. I have to usually point to the left when I pee in order for it to go straight into the urinal.

Straight in your face

Idk bro it goes straight, it drips, in three streams its out of my control

It splits into two streams like I’m using Hydro Pump

all your threads now make sense knowing you're uncircumcised

sometimes it has the mind of its own

get your prostate checked

Fr

i sit down for that s*** bc its so out of control

$100 million dollars but you can't pee straight

I do at home but in public I ain't sitting down on a toilet seat

yeah yeah obv

Idk I sit down and bend my cock into the bowl water

Peeing standing is Haram

as a fellow hooded warrior here's a tip
peel it back a bit when you pee
I was wondering why my d*** smelled so bad

If you pee sitting down, do you still need to wash your hands?

If I have s***and don't pee right after the stream will split otherwise it's a narrow fog pattern

This is something we men don't speak about and we will lie about it all the time

We all pretending like our pee is straight and we just assume everyone else is straight as well

But no man pisses straight and we will lie about it forever

Someone will quote this and say they pee straight but they are lying so don't be fooled

Honestly it does whatever it wants sometimes

Over-leveling like a traditionalist

Is there a single woman on this site

Move to relationships sxn