arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/florida-man-eats-diet-of-butter-cheese-beef-cholesterol-oozes-from-his-body

What could go wrong with eating an extremely high-fat diet of beef, cheese, and sticks of butter? Well, for one thing, your cholesterol levels could reach such stratospheric levels that lipids start oozing from your blood vessels, forming yellowish nodules on your skin.

oodles of nodules

Most american death

He’s the evil version of the “Don’t Die” guy

Dude probably f***in stinks.

Those cholesterol pheromones 🤤

clicked op thinking its gonna be some nasty glossy s*** but its actually not and instead so much simpler but SOOOOOO MUCH WORSE DAWG I WISH I NEVER SAW THAT S***!!!!!!!!!!

its so 'real' its nauseating

His gallbladder probably has a lot of gallstones in it

good for him

just living life

cheddar hands

Looks like some kind of Aztec curse

That carnivore diet people are doing can't be good long term

💀

Watch this dude still somehow live to 85.

Nah man , this is super fake . I put literal blocks of grass fed butter and cheese on a wooden cutting board next to organic + free range wagyu ribeye cooked rarer than a f***ing T206 Honus Wagner and wash it down with multiple cups of raw , unpasteurized , super premium estrus goat nut twice a day , and im so healthy I don’t even feel the need to contribute to my common law wife’s homesteader step fantasy scat portion of her online s***work business more than once a month .

It’s the big fcking DILF when you address me bud , u niggas need to get your money up and stop wasting time on the toilet when you could be getting to this paper . As a matter of fact I been grinding so hard my brain doesn’t even feel the need to use the left side of my face anymore

The man, said to be in his 40s, told doctors that he had adopted a "carnivore diet" eight months prior. His diet included between 6 lbs and 9 lbs of cheese, sticks of butter, and daily hamburgers that had additional fat incorporated into them

I forgot all the apex predators in the wild eat cheese and butter

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