fake news i woke up and couldn't sleep and watched the new war of the worlds on there middle of the night

Do you think I did a good job in the movie? (I was the homeless guy who helps fix the Amazon drone)

AWS

woah you were IN it?? I might not have, how early was that scene? i fell asleep VERY fast (that's why i put it on )

Amazon owns everything man

I can’t do s*** at work today

Jame Bond

"KTT still up."

I cant track my f***ing orders!!!

Servers conveniently down for Robinhood so I can’t sell any of my BYND stock that just made me good money

Your orders arent going anywhere rn

Can't do a single function of my job

Azure

The Park is opening.

When s*** like this happens I can’t help but imagine Kash Patels bug eyes

I need my vibrator TODAY

Yall could do something crazy rn

didnt notice a single thing down

this s*** affected my job lol but not what im working on

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