I take a 10–15 minute dump at the office every day

By the end of the week, they've paid me for a full hour just to poop, and by the end of the year, that adds up to an entire workweek spent getting paid to take a s***

i need an office job. the politics, the ass kissing, the passive agressive cliques, panera bread and stanley cups. tired of nuts bolts and savagetry

im guessing there was another reason they wanted to fire you but used these 67 minutes as their legal justification maybe

Yes. was only 4 of us left in there from the "old regime"(guys hired last year) We're all grown ass black men who aren't kiss ass pussies that you can piss on and say its rain. They've been replacing guys like us all year.

how you paying rent now?

ur f***ed brother time to venture into cybercrime. get a pineapple, hang out at coffee joints and scrape all the data over the network. or go hang out near business districts during corporate happy hours and do sim swapping to access mobile crypto wallets.

Today I'll take a 67 minute lunch break in your honor

Yeah you enjoy your pineapple and you will get my banana

what's ur next move ?

have u already started applying ?

times are tough right now

Very tough

Left my job last year and took me 9 months to find sumn

67 minutes is crazy
i be on ktt the whole 8 hours im here

f***in goals

join the club, also goated reason to get fired

BM

haven't started applying yet. yes times are very crazy right now. everything is crazy expensive and nobody is hiring. i also was looking for a 2nd job earlier this year and found it to be very difficult then thats why im in no rush.

Better hope you get approved for that unemployment

W

living off me loins

I probably stole over 100 hours of time when I was working at Amazon. stole way over 100 hours at planet fitness. planet fitness it was dead from 12am-4:30am and my longtime homie was the manager and my house was down the street so I’d just go home and sleep. coulda deadass done this forever, we were running a bag at PF

Amazon I’d just clock in and leave. go home and game or nap in the car. ran the play for 4 months till they caught a nigga f*** Bezos

Is that rly what u want tho, sitting around all day doing boring s***

nah not necessarily, was being facetious. definitely done with nuts bolts and power tools tho