this is what some of mine gotta be thinking

overspray perfumes

sleep with their wife and then kill their family

Give them an obnoxious nickname

talk to them about politics but you have to feel out first what will make them uncomfortable

Do not do this

Do this instead

Jack off and c***on your hands then shake their hand

OP is a professional cubicle neighbor

That'll get them good

One did this and I ended up having an asthma attack and skin reaction & had to go home

Can you please just die

Ballknowledge

Just signed him up to receive a plethora of marketing offers

goin str8 to HR for dna testing
ur cooked buddy

just don't do your work

rape him

Be racist

bro is not a rager

name to post smh

I did this with a fragrance that's described as smelling like "death" or the smell of "winter depression" and they kept saying they smell ammonia

ignore them

tell them griffith did nothing wrong