Yeah i bet they’ve had some moments together

easy to say when half a million dollars is a rounding error to you

Wish someone would’ve offered some bread instead of dinner with TI

Dinner with Jay-Z but he wolfs the entire thing down, only says stuff like 'Mmm, that's good', and leaves you with the bill

this is exactly my kink, so i’d take it

yea im pretty sure jay z has gone out to dinner before

He gave Jay good head

My dinner with Jay Z wasn't really a dinner, more of a confirmation. It confirmed that I'm built different. The knowledge alone was priceless. HOV sneezed in my soup but besides that, it was one of the greatest nights of my life.

Knowledge > Money

Yea…

someone slap some common sense to these idiots heads

Jay z’s big juicy lips only a few feet away from you

even jay z has said you'd be dumb to not take the 500k lol

They've definitely f***ed

Guys who look like this will always tell you the most TedX LinkedIn ass bullshit

Obi wan kenobi lookin ass