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  • Nov 13, 2025
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    Jonboi

    the c***sock poem is the perfect way to express how i feel about putting this collection out

    Trees had to be cut down for this

  • Nov 14, 2025
    Flubber

    Trees had to be cut down for this

    you haven't even read it

  • Nov 14, 2025
    RASIE

    Respect

    thank you, i try

  • Nov 15, 2025
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  • Nov 15, 2025
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    All love. but you gotta go harder with this.
    Your prose are too bare for me.
    I don't mean this to offend but to push!!!

  • Nov 15, 2025
    Mehta

    All love. but you gotta go harder with this.
    Your prose are too bare for me.
    I don't mean this to offend but to push!!!

    It doesn't offend me because it's just your opinion and I have a different opinion. I love the minimalism. All love.

  • Nov 15, 2025

    I encourage all users to ONLY give HONEST thoughts please thank you

  • Stankie 🪑
    Nov 15, 2025
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    Jonboi

    What the f*** is wrong with you

  • Nov 15, 2025
    Stankie

    What the f*** is wrong with you

    Nothing I'm good

  • Nov 20, 2025
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    don't wait til I'm dead to discover this is all I'm saying
    i'm not tryna Van Gogh

  • Nov 23, 2025
    Jonboi

    you just have to experience it
    it's a masterpiece
    one of the most important voices of our time
    but you'll never believe me
    unless you experience it
    unfortunately

  • Nov 23, 2025
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    just came up with this one today

    I Fell Sideways Through My Shower Door

    I fell sideways through my shower door
    As if the world
    Had flipped on its head

    And I laid in the glass and blood
    Shivering
    Like a fish in a net
    On the hard floor
    With a turtling p****

    And I laid there
    Thinking about my life

  • Jonboi

    just came up with this one today

    I Fell Sideways Through My Shower Door

    I fell sideways through my shower door
    As if the world
    Had flipped on its head

    And I laid in the glass and blood
    Shivering
    Like a fish in a net
    On the hard floor
    With a turtling p****

    And I laid there
    Thinking about my life

  • Nov 23, 2025

    I will personally send you a FREE COPY of Squelchy but the only catch is if you like it you have to pay me $15

  • Nov 25, 2025

    some might say "hey Jonboi, maybe you shouldn't lead with the c***sock poem"

    but i gotta give the people what they need

  • Nov 25, 2025

    just wrote one called Sorry for Being a Genius

  • Nov 25, 2025
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    why can't you f***ing see

    I'm a genius

    G-E-N-I-U-S

    and not a one of you can see me—

    do I have to smash my face into a plate-glass window?

    do I have to stand on the Empire State Building with my prick out?

    do I have to pour gasoline all over myself and livestream it?

    and if you knew

    would you tell me

    you're sorry?

  • RICH 💸
    Nov 26, 2025
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    Jonboi

    can you further explain what you mean by that question?

    I think he's asking if you're just pretending to be a retard or really are one

  • Nov 26, 2025
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    RICH

    I think he's asking if you're just pretending to be a retard or really are one

    f*** you too

  • RICH 💸
    Nov 26, 2025
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    Jonboi

    f*** you too

    Can u send me a copy

  • RICH 💸
    Nov 26, 2025
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    Jonboi

    ok but buy one if you like it and spread the good squelch

    https://s3.amazonaws.com/CAPS-SSE/kdp_print/7f4c/7cc8c15b-7e35-4091-b8a9-775e2bcfa741-converted/KDP_PRINT_INTERIOR_SPREAD?versionId=gLxT28j.2qa7DqY66RzWdWEUX6OmAtpo&X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Date=20251125T194533Z&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Expires=7200&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAWBV6LQ4QP7F7KA5S%2F20251125%2Fus-east-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Signature=a11831fa435209ada30b70e71bc58b7a9539c1e4902de5c11f213bb2a687121e

    Link broke

  • Nov 26, 2025
    RICH

    Link broke

    oh gotchu i'll get u a new link

  • Nov 26, 2025
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    Jonboi

    why can't you f***ing see

    I'm a genius

    G-E-N-I-U-S

    and not a one of you can see me—

    do I have to smash my face into a plate-glass window?

    do I have to stand on the Empire State Building with my prick out?

    do I have to pour gasoline all over myself and livestream it?

    and if you knew

    would you tell me

    you're sorry?

    give it up bro

    have you like even read poetry before?