Bertuzzi to the leafs

We could have signed patches and bertuzzi and had cap to spare but we spent all that on f***ing orlov

Two years of orlov when we got a ton of players to sign next offseason. I don't know what we're doing

In all fairness I was ringing the alarm after we threw ned out for peanuts to sign two risky goaltenders that ended up winning the Jennings two offseason ago and last offseason when we traded for Brent burns and he revived but this feels like the one where there's no way don makes me eat crow

You'd setting money on fire with Patches

Maybe, but anything good he gives the caps is gonna make me that much sicker being it's a division rival and I don't have enough ill will to straight up hope for injury lol

I can't believe I'll have to hate him now

He gets injured tying his skates.

I mean we found out first hand but I refuse to believe we didn't get a cursed year from patches and he's gonna go down just as fast for Washington

Guess we'll find out, hope he scores a couple game winners against New Jersey before that day though

I don't know if the move makes sense but these hellebuyck to jersey rumors... They worry me

Alvin did decent in free agency tbh

I’m cool with it

All Star Logan Thompson clears up the rumors of trade demands:

A new tradition begins

tarasenko, it is time to begin your jerk arc.

Kinda feels like a pesce trade is looming if we're still trying to add tony D

If this is it thank you for your service

He just signed with the dad of one of our players.

says he wanted to stay w/ rags

DeBrincat to Detroit

Vegas the first team to etch 4 goalies on the cup

And lehner isn't one of em

Why the hell did we sign orlov again

Especially when it appears we are finalists in the erik karlsson sweepstakes

Much rather being back tony D for a year at under 5 mil and get karlsson than get karlsson after signing orlov for 15.5 mil over two years

I fear don waddell has lost the plot

And I'll reiterate the chances trading for EK65 blow up in a team's face seem extremely high given his health and defensive lowlights in SJ

Given some of the AWFUL early trades we made, I’m glad we never got the EK deal done pre-SJ.

Flyers WAIVE tony D

Willing to eat 50% of his cap hit and still no bites outside the one team that the league would throw up additional roadblocks for lol

Going home. About to drop a few bands on some more merch.

Found out one of our funds holds Bill Foley’s investment group.