Convincing myself Parker will actually have another healthy season

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i was thinking green bay or seattle

I was thinking Tua-Odell connection so I can nut in my pants every Sunday

He more muscley than last year lol

I forgot we signed Javon Hargrave

Jimmy G doin his best “Russ spin”

What position he play for again?

why leave it in your pants at that point

do the eagles have the worst medical team in the league? or like do we just sign injury prone ass dudes?

You want it?

Still pissed we passed on pattrick queen for brooks man

Malik Jackson hadn’t missed a game in his career

First game as an Eagle he breaks his foot lol

it does not make sense man. like what is it?! a curse?! i cant say curse confidently because it aint been that long since we won the SB... but it might be a post SB curse tbh

excuse you?

We were injured the SB year too lol

i think it was Raegor? maybe someone else, but whoever cooked Ronald Darby yesterday made my heart warm.

Yup

lol. Wentz aint the issue. maybe he is, but you'd need to change/fix a lot of things before being able to comfortably say Wentz is the issue