bryan johnson rly was doin all that as a single father

It sucks rn in AZ because it’s just way too hot to walk outside, gotta do my walks on a treadmill until like mid september (unless i wake up and go at like 5am which isn’t happening)

It’s awesome here in the winter though because the PHX area has soooo many big ass parks that just have super scenic walking paths

Science takes no prisoners

my uncle and aunt lived in arizona for like 20 years after motorcycling to every state in the continental usa. they said it was their fvaourite place.

i bet its awesome in the winter. here its too cold to go outside like 9 months of the year lol
kinda just the inverse of arizona

love cities that have big ass parks. cities without parks feel suffocating

Aren't the lego fan people stealing and killing each other now or something

we should have a war of lego people vs pokemon card people

Lego people would win I think they are craftier

Just bought a full gram of dab pen for $10 this mf about to be straight fenty

oh i was thinking pokemon card people, they seem like they know how to fight more

tswift been had that

popcorn lung stankie incoming

You believe that liberal horsecrap?!! Get real

i was just testing you, to make sure you were cool like that.

of course not

yep my friend works for lego and he's gone into the witness protection program

Popcorn lung is propaganda spread by Big Air

imagine thinking popcorn can kill anybody

idk if word has gotten you yet but i apologize for wishing death on you

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Let me consult my people and circle back with you

Now I gotta hit up these Etsy Witches and ask for refunds :/

Well do they get animals

one of them could common a wailord and crush like hundreds of dirty lego people

oh ok yeah my weed tolerance is just super high now

well good to know time to quit