lets do it

:50?

I'm like literally being absorbed back into the earth right now

Like actually literally a rotting corpse becoming one once again with mother nature

Surely a true American knows what day he does the thing

yup

Unfortunately I'm a dylan larp though

Just going cause tickets are cheap and this probably my last chance to see a legend

What are the odds

just woke up from another nap I'm disoriented

Man what

America 250 officially kicks off tonight and you’re posting this?

Maybe chill with the Popeyes and Five Guys combos

Gosh darn it I went to hell

Guess I'm officially more American than Orangutan

sure

wheres @Tuneout !

dmed him on discord

ol' tunester mcgoonster

:55?

might throw something on the grill to celebrate

nort ur twin

hmm

its his fav fred album, lets wait for him

What?

Thank god for insurance, but a fuel line got cut or some s***, s*** was brutal

A little backstory: my manager was married to woman who runs a Burger King. I don't know why it didn't work out. He's always evasive when the topic gets brought up.

So I've never had a gf before and I finally got one but she works at the Burger King across the street from the CFA where I work. Now normally I don't even talk about my personal life with anyone because I'm very private, but she came over one day and brought me a Whopper and manager overheard me telling Brayden (guy who works the fryer) that she's my girlfriend.

When my shift was over he took me aside and said, "I think of myself as a mentor to all my team members. And I think I'm a pretty good judge of character. If I'm not mistaken you're in love with this young lady. I once believed in love. Then my Burger Queen ripped my heart out so she could 'have it her way.'" He got real angry and I was like, "Skip, i don't know what you're talking about." Then he pulled out his phone and showed me a meme picture of Ronald McDonald walking in on Wendy (from Wendy's) in a bed with the Burger King. He said, "this isn't just a meme, these are real people facing real tragedies."

Then he said that in the middle ages there was something called Prima Noctis where the king got all the women to himself on their wedding night. I told him that was a myth but he refused to believe me and he explained that Burger King continues that practice today, though in what way I couldn't understand.

Anyway, I told my gf about it and she said Romeo and Juliet faced those kinds of situations and they were still happily married (she doesn't seem to know Romeo and Juliet died). Are we really star-crossed lovers?

I’m not on the side of the road posting this. Im in the local PD waiting for my ride to come pick me up :/