UncMC 🏦Why listen to aphex twin when you could listen to sun ra
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fuegodying by shark is pretty sick tbh I’d be down
its hella rare
bmassWhy didn’t early show receipts when I was getting touched
he paid me off i fear
lioned
sab had enough
- fuego 🔥·1 replyAIR SPICE
its hella rare
I think if I was dying prematurely I’d want it to be a cool way at least and I’d be accepting of it.
- UncMC 🏦·1 reply
Imma touch sumin next
- fuego
I think if I was dying prematurely I’d want it to be a cool way at least and I’d be accepting of it.
bleeding out sounds horrible
e t 👽bmassWhy didn’t early show receipts when I was getting touched
Thank you for all the pineapple juice you drink
- UncMC
Imma touch sumin next
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THE REAL HORIZONI work at a restaurant and we had a bathroom anyone could use regardless of if they were a customer or not. Pretty lenient system. This one homeless guy who frequents the area comes in to use it occasionally. And usually it’s no problem.
This morning however, he came in and was on there for like 10-15 minutes and then came out and requested a mop. I shrugged my shoulders and gave it to him, because I just assumed it was piss on the ground and he missed and was trying wipe it up or something. After he left, one of my employees went to go check the bathroom after how long he was in it and almost passed out. Here’s the graphic part, so skip it if you can’t handle graphic details.
This man had explosive diarrhea and popped a hemorrhoid while he was on the toliet, leaking blood and s*** everywhere. I’m taking s*** on the walls. He half assed a clean up job with the blood so most of it was gone or in the trash, but you could still see the blood on tissue, paper towels and remenants of it not wipped properly on the floor.
And I was the one who had to clean it up. Double masked, double gloves, bleach and about an hour and a half of cleanup. Now nobody but employees will be allowed in the bathroom.top 5 craziest storytimes of all time
this one and when he betrayed his best friend because of 30 dollar alcohol
- ·1 replyTHEREALHNDRXXFREE
top 5 craziest storytimes of all time
this one and when he betrayed his best friend because of 30 dollar alcohol
i dont think i saved that one unfortunately
- THE REAL HORIZON
i dont think i saved that one unfortunately
i lied i got it
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Rare Horse FarmerDo you have something kind to say about him?
Nope
- e t 👽THE REAL HORIZON
I work at a restaurant and we had a bathroom anyone could use regardless of if they were a customer or not. Pretty lenient system. This one homeless guy who frequents the area comes in to use it occasionally. And usually it’s no problem.
This morning however, he came in and was on there for like 10-15 minutes and then came out and requested a mop. I shrugged my shoulders and gave it to him, because I just assumed it was piss on the ground and he missed and was trying wipe it up or something. After he left, one of my employees went to go check the bathroom after how long he was in it and almost passed out. Here’s the graphic part, so skip it if you can’t handle graphic details.
This man had explosive diarrhea and popped a hemorrhoid while he was on the toliet, leaking blood and s*** everywhere. I’m taking s*** on the walls. He half assed a clean up job with the blood so most of it was gone or in the trash, but you could still see the blood on tissue, paper towels and remenants of it not wipped properly on the floor.
And I was the one who had to clean it up. Double masked, double gloves, bleach and about an hour and a half of cleanup. Now nobody but employees will be allowed in the bathroom.I would quit my job before doing that ngl
Glorpout 🎨·3 repliesTHEREALHNDRXXFREEtop 5 craziest storytimes of all time
this one and when he betrayed his best friend because of 30 dollar alcohol
whats the alcohol story?
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whats the alcohol story?
One of my best friends is a notorious manwhore. He was with this one ex of his who he was f***ing before they went out on the town and he was NOT feeling it. He snapchats me and basically begs me to come and save him from the situation, offering to smoke me out and buy me drinks. I knew me being there was gonna totally change the whole dynamic for them and I was basically a ruse to get her to call it earlier, but homie drove me back last Saturday when I was s***faced 18 miles from our main area so I felt like I owed him the solid.
I pull up and we basically made that girl the third wheel. She wasn't mean to me, but I could tell she was NOT happy I was there, because me and him just have such good energy and vibes when we hangout and that kind of bantering takes over the whole room. She basically made it clear when we were about to headout from the first bar we were at (Me, my friend and her) that she wanted to go home. Me, being nice and gracious told her I could take her back but she was more than welcome to stay with us if she wanted.
She ended up saying yes to my homies dismay and I could see why he felt that way. Girl did NOT pass the vibe check and basically got to the point where she accused us of being gay because we got along so well
She was just awkward for the rest of the night and when I finally got to her place, he dropped her off and she tried to get him to stay the night with her but he was not having it. He thanked me for salvaging the night.
- ·1 replyCutiePieHole
Nope
This modern world is changing you into someone I don’t recognize
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IM CRINE bro. Niggas lost a game and these what their poleticians post
- Glorpout 🎨·1 reply
@smokingrules i kept listening through at stone faces rn
s*** amazing
- e t 👽·1 replyTHEREALHNDRXXFREE
IM CRINE bro. Niggas lost a game and these what their poleticians post
https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2077499309877018850Beating your wife and kids cause a soccer team lost
Very British
- Glorpout
@smokingrules i kept listening through at stone faces rn
s*** amazing
Only time you stop the album is when you have to change cd’s in the car
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That said Disc 2 > Disc 1
- ·2 repliesRare Horse Farmer
This modern world is changing you into someone I don’t recognize
ok u cannot force somethng nice outnof me because that is not ok if i had smething nice to say i would say it ok?
- Glorpout
whats the alcohol story?
@InsanelyEvil or @camille can explain it the best
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