Second sentence is scary af
Office looking like the backrooms
Wtf there's a mysterious few pieces of cake left over in break room fridge
There's barely anyone else even here anymore
Might steal
I used to leave cakes full of laxatives in the office fridge just to see who would f*** around and find out
Wtf there's a mysterious few pieces of cake left over in break room fridge
There's barely anyone else even here anymore
Might steal
S***s taking me to D***'s sporting goods
I used to leave cakes full of laxatives in the office fridge just to see who would f*** around and find out
et is the chubby white guy in the back laughing and smacking his hands together
Only downside of android compared to crapple is that Google maps is uthher s***
crapple got better walking/transit on maps?
et is the chubby white guy in the back laughing and smacking his hands together
W rizz + fit
walking past the park where I used to smoke chronic a lot
can't believe ur outside lol
I was so nervous that day lol, still poop all over my shower walls from my anxious stomach
walking past the park where I used to smoke chronic a lot
ur old stomping grounds
I was so nervous that day lol, still poop all over my shower walls from my anxious stomach
u never linked an album session
u never linked an album session
I couldn’t think of anything
1 billion dollars but you can’t spend any of it on yourself or the ability to talk to animals but nobody believes you
wow season 3 also sucks
1 billion dollars but you can’t spend any of it on yourself or the ability to talk to animals but nobody believes you
1 billion dollars
think of all the hookers i can sleep with
1 billion dollars
think of all the hookers i can sleep with
You can’t spend it on yourself! No loop holes!
You can’t spend it on yourself! No loop holes!
the money isn't being spent on me it's being spent on a hard working woman
1 billion dollars
think of all the hookers i can sleep with
Ur vicious
You can’t spend it on yourself! No loop holes!
what if i spend the billion on my friend who starts a business
they can then buy me things
what if i spend the billion on my friend who starts a business
they can then buy me things
I mean they can buy you things yeah but it has to be of their own free will and not a deal