my musical twin asked me at 2am if i listened to the new charli how about u hmu and we listen to it 🙄

sending signals into the air

Gay lol

Let's pray.

In Moloch’s name, Amen.

I sell Nintendo…up 6%…from now on…follow my every move…but do the opposite. I will lead you to victory

No

I (!) am bruises actually

hey bruises

I know my english aint as modest as you like but come get some

dust @CutiePieHole

shoutout to max martin fr

on the toilet i be max shartin

got so much work today and tmrw but f*** it i thug it out

i wonder if i never ever smoked weed if id have the same personality

My coworkers can’t help but comment on every external email I send which is why I know I’m the goat

ffeinedica

y u sending external emails

Fallen down a rabbit hole of Homer Simpson AI songs where some guy mimes singing them while pulling funny faces

you’re always pissing your coworkers off

Good. F*** coworkers. F*** work. F*** a friendly work environment

Smiling in my face saying good morning f*** you

Mad?

hungies