mama im in luv with a criminal
mama im in luv with a lesbian
u gonna bring me?
You would die
ET antagonizing the college kid that won't serve him anymore alcohol
Last time I was cut off was in an airport lounge by some haggard old lady bartender. I made my wife get my next drinks
bruh the drinks aint strong
Only one other person has ever made it around the world with me
Last time I was cut off was in an airport lounge by some haggard old lady bartender. I made my wife get my next drinks
ur a menace bro
i kept telling the lady its her discretion and she cut me off
Last time I was cut off was in an airport lounge by some haggard old lady bartender. I made my wife get my next drinks
did u take it in stride or u were like "that's bullshit im alright"
ur a menace bro
i kept telling the lady its her discretion and she cut me off
Only one other person has ever made it around the world with me
i went to college bro , chin up old man
did u take it in stride or u were like "that's bullshit im alright"
I’m not about to be banned from my flight. I walked away like a cuck and my wife rescued the situation
I’m not about to be banned from my flight. I walked away like a cuck and my wife rescued the situation
I’m just making a comparison that gets across.
But then you kinda just keep working with the extreme thing you used
So it's unfair
We will be talking about people that cut in line and then you'll be like "Lucifer was cast of heaven due to his prideful rebellion against God so..." And then the whole time after that you'll keep talking about the devil
The thing is I wasn’t belligerent at all. I didn’t even feel drunk. She just cut me off because I had 4 drinks. No other reason
The thing is I wasn’t belligerent at all. I didn’t even feel drunk. She just cut me off because I had 4 drinks. No other reason
shoulda told her its medical or sum
The thing is I wasn’t belligerent at all. I didn’t even feel drunk. She just cut me off because I had 4 drinks. No other reason
4 drinks is nuts
what the hell
But then you kinda just keep working with the extreme thing you used
So it's unfair
We will be talking about people that cut in line and then you'll be like "Lucifer was cast of heaven due to his prideful rebellion against God so..." And then the whole time after that you'll keep talking about the devil
As someone who’s been to Disney World multiple times as an adult, the last thing I would do is go by myself to have fun there
4 drinks is nuts
what the hell
airport lounges cut u off after 3-4 by default
in euro u can pour ur own drinks 💀💀💀
As someone who’s been to Disney World multiple times as an adult, the last thing I would do is go by myself to have fun there
i mean if the park is empty i can really vibe
airport lounges cut u off after 3-4 by default
in euro u can pour ur own drinks 💀💀💀
It’s the only time it ever happened to me. Every other lounge I’ve ever been in they keep pouring if I keep asking
It’s the only time it ever happened to me. Every other lounge I’ve ever been in they keep pouring if I keep asking
yeah im polite too. they tryna get a tip tho