Yes

americans are known to make grotesque abominations of what a poutine is

ok ok good

Fair

Ngl i like zero coke and similars for when i cut its great weight loss hack

Airport tonight who is so excited

We call it disco fries here and it’s nowhere near as good

Enjoy your dirt milkshakes 😂 have a double bacon gruel while you’re at it !!!

Another cph airport post

Bro i swear its not a conspiracy u on some weird shi

Isn't it just cheese curds on top of fries and then brown gravy

I’ve already alerted TSA of your arrival

@frenchpress

i dont like any diet sodas, i only drink sparkling water!

Thats crazy

Sparkling water is major ass

As a baseline yeah but they got 1000 variations of it , like lobster poutine etc

Okay we can be friends again

child’s palette

do u like espresso?

First of all, how dare you even equate those

I mean yes

A chicago dog AND a dr pepper shake?!? In one sitting??

You enjoy god’s finest caffeinated creation, perhaps you’ll enjoy this water we turned evil through mad science

I drink basically zero plain water. Carbonated or bust

If anything sparkling water is childish like

Yes, Stanley! And it’s all happening only at Portillo’s!