you a real as woman and i like it…

As an American adult you should only consume bourbon and beer

If you have close Russian heritage vodka becomes acceptable

If you have Hispanic heritage tequila becomes acceptable

You don't shoot bourbon you freak you sip it !!!!

steve jobs said to think different

Bring your love baby
Imma bring my shame

Dealing with nort IRL would make me roll up the newspaper

i would disarm you seemlessely with the taekwondo training of my youth

update im tipsy lets keep this party rolling

I don’t know what’s worse

To never get it

Or get it
THEN LOSE IT

Got a sweet asian chick she go lo mein....

Powerful

it makes sense why hobos live under bridges

every time u build a bridge u build a hobo encampment

I feel bad for anyone living in the world today with the name “Ron”.

its raining but im under a tree but its raining sideways

“hello my name is ron” sorry man cant help you

hey

3 letter names are so try hard

keeping it simple isnt always the way to go

he couldve been Tron

ron mcdonald

i yhink tonight is the night i finally watch interstellar