Asking out this girl for prom and a month later my friends are trying to show me a sextape of my friend f***ing her

f*** man

Yeah they were f***ing prior to prom. we even all went as a group.

my science teacher in middle school bent down in some jeans and her asscrack was out.

i kept staring and aint say s***

she noticed me staring got up pulled up her jeans

and aint look at me the same since.

looking back on it She aint even had a thong on to make the experience more classy. f*** was she on about.

Good old s***ting my jocks

this girl asked me to prom cause she aint had a date. i thought she was cool but my homeboy been wanting to ask her so i told him get on that s*** immediately.

i helped him ask her out

she said yes

ended up going to prom to go crazy with my niggas afterwards

a year passes by and i ask my homeboy whatever happened with ol girl. last time he seen her she wanted to f*** after prom and he was like nah.

then i went home simping bout who else i could get pregnant at 19.
fun times

one of my homeboys was white and accidentally sent his d*** pick in the jacket he wore to school to the group chat. girls gave him the confidence like "aye yoo it's nice"

rest of senior year he went in on a d*** pic posting spree even crazier he dropped one on soft and then went through a process of taking bout 7 pictures of him trying to get hard.

with the last pic he wrote on a piece of paper

is it small now b****

it be like that sometimes

Damn

For f***s sake

being australian in 2021 is VERY cringe unfortunately, hopefully things improve for the best country on earth in 2022

This isn’t cringe for mine it’s a bit s*** and im sure you felt terrible about it but that’s how it goes we march on

You can actually read this to the tune of Runaway I'm dead

I forgor 💀

In 7th grade we were doing gymnastics and the teacher saw I was in trouble doing something so he asked a girl who was good at gymnastics to show me, the girl was my crush, I tried doing the thing but I just fell on the floor and stayed there because I was embarrassed and she just walked away

Cmon man

Man there's so much more just from that story too

Second orgy when, I don't wanna be shook no more

All the girls bullying me cause i was fat and ugly nit really cringe but made me feel cringe for just existing

When i think about it i dont really have cringe moments.

In year 8 I had a voice crack and my friend made fun of it

Turned around and said that's the noise your mum made when I f***ed her in the ass

Turned back around and the principal was right in front of me looking like

We stared at each other for 10 seconds in silence until I just said sorry Miss

I seen the girl I had a crush on walking towards where I was hanging out. I had a bicycle and was wearing a helmet. I was like “fuck nobody can see me like this” so I hid the bike in some bushes and climbed up a tree. She was with a group of popular kids and they walked right underneath me while I was holding onto the tree. They even stopped and some guys pissed against the tree while I was watching from the treetops. When I thought they were going to leave, one of them kicked a ball into the bushes and found my bike. He was like “lol look what I found” and he started cycling it about. They were exiting the park and I was like f*** he still has my bike so I had to shout from the tree “hey guys haha I was just hiding for a joke haha can I get my bike back haha”. I could hear people confused like “what the f***?” and like “who the f*** said that” “someone’s in the f***ing tree” At this point I was panicked and was basically slipping and falling out of the tree while they watched on. The whole time they’re like jeering and taunting me. Then I slipped and my shirt got pulled up over my head while I clung to a branch. I was still wearing the helmet as I came out of the tree. They were screaming laughing at me the whole time. Then I had to walk over and plead for my bike back while they take the piss out of me and punching the helmet like “why were you spying on us you f***ing pervert!”

Chill vro i was 12

In the askfm days i saw a girl i liked was answering some tbhs at that moment so i was tryna sneak my name in but I forgot to ask it as anon so she and everyone else saw it was me that asked

I was mortified even tho she was nice about it

if I was at the crib I would record and vocaroo expeditiously

Just reminded me of a classmate of mine that was visibly taking pics of a girls ass during PE classes

He tried to deny it until his phone got snatched LMAOO