Scripted ass responses from some project manager at Amazon I’m dying.

Weezy F Baby shared that Alexa already played a big role in keeping his own day on track.

“Partnering with Alexa+ just made sense. I always try to be ahead of the curve in my life, and with how Alexa has leveled up, the timing was right. Alexa+ is now smarter, slicker, and more personalized, and helps me get things done with how busy my schedule is. It makes life smoother without missing a beat, and it feels good to be part of something this big with Amazon.”

Mr. Carter also leans on the tool when he relaxes, makes music, or hosts friends and family.

“No matter where I am, Alexa+ is there to hype me up and help me out. When people hang out at my house, she sets the mood with lighting and plays the right music around the house for every vibe, like when I want a playlist of my hottest party songs from Tha Carter series.”
Lil Tunechi then described how Alexa+ even helps when you only remember one iconic bar.

“She even makes it easy if you want to hear a song but all you can remember is one bar, you can ask her what track goes ‘Real Gs move in silence like lasagna,’ and you know she’s going to play my track ‘6 Foot, 7 Foot’.”

“If we’re doing late sessions in the studio, she remembers everyone’s favorite snacks, go-to take-out spots, even food allergies, so we get something everyone likes. Oh, and when I need to get out the door, she can tell me how long it will take, when I need to leave, and order the Uber for me.”

When people hang out at my house, she sets the mood with lighting and plays the right music around the house for every vibe, like when I want a playlist of my hottest party songs from Tha Carter series.

So, Lil Wayne, what's your motivation?

Is that really a question? Do you really have that written down in your notepad? You should be ashamed of yourself

@Alexa Play I Feel Like Dying.

WE ARE LIL WAYYYYYYYNE
WE CAAAAAAARRYY THE FLAMMMME

hey Nova, we got Lil Wayne to sign away his likeness, respond to these interview questions like you’re Lil Wayne, thanks

OK Saturday, Opening app 'BetterHelp'

Hey, Alexa, ask your friend Suno to cook up a soulless beat