Ayo! I’m stupid as FUCCCCKKKKK!!!!

So boom. Last weekend I was out and about in the best city in the world (nyc) and I stop in at a bar to kill time before a movie (sinners is a must see. This little light of mine…). Anyway, I’m reading a book, drinking a beer, and watching the knicks win.

I start talking to folks after the game ends. Reading. Having a fun time. This woman starts talking to me about the book I’m reading (finished it right before the convo btw, great book, a real page turner). I tell her it’s fire. She starts talking to me about this weird book she’s reading with alien tentacle s***in it. I’m like “that sounds wavy who made that!”(I honestly was interested).

Then I start getting into conversation, I’m asking her about her whole life story. We be going to the same clubs and s***. We talking about black s*** (we both black).

Bro I go to leave for the movie she gives me her number, tells me to tell her how the movie was.

Broooooooooooooo. I didn’t text her till day after. Like at 7. On Easter

The right move was to text her right after the movie

I missed all the signs. The weird s***talk. The conversations about life. I think she just broke up with her ex or some s*** I wasn’t paying attention. I hit some spiritual s*** too. She wanted cocky that night.

Not on a Sunday. Let alone resurrection Sunday

I should’ve pick up what she was putting down with the s***talk too She gave me a dwade lob and I just watched it. It was such a pretty pass.

This is the second time in 2 months! And the umpteen time in my life! I’m a fool!

Only Favre has more fumbles than me. How do I get better? How to win? How do you live?

nyc not the best city in the world lol

Far from it

ball up top

eh

ya no one believes you

Alien tentacle s**

I don’t watch p***, I read it.

But for real, i work at a bookstore, and those s***s be graphic, I’m like dafuq, this straight p***

shut up

A grown man reading at the bar going to watch sinners by himself she probably thought you were 🌈

Why you talking like that

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chatgpt

what is

It is

calgary

Buffalo

We’ve all had our fumbles, the question is what do we learn from them

that sounds wavy who made that!

What book were you reading?

top 3 at worst