San diego is such an elite city bro i could move out here if it wasnt so expensive

Bro i went to so many date spots with my homie. I need a woman bad i can't keep going to these romantic ass places with this nigga

Last time you made paper airplane?

I crashed on my friend’s couch in his San diego home. Everyone in that place work as developers for Blizzard . There were 3 total im like damn this s***s expensive here lol

Or maybe it was 4 and I just dont remember the other guy lol

I used to have this book that showed how to make different ones when I was a kid

Bro wtf is up with these dating apps 😭 I’m trying to message mid and get left on read for days (they might be mid to Yall but not to me)

My problem is I don’t go out. I’m socially awkward when it comes to that s***. A room full of people scares me. I can be a social butterfly one on one with someone but I feel so alone in a crowded room full of people

Even if I could go out, I can’t dance, I don’t drink, what’s left? Talking to people?

Updated some of my pics tho, sometimes it can help. And I typically can get a match or two if I go on a swiping spree

Ask what would mickey rourke do

Idr who that is

Just realized I’m mid

I’m so dramatic

The world is a brothel.

Do you guys think I could run for congress or something

I, a mere Poolboy from the slums

The little engine that could’ve

I feel like so s***ty

Need 2 get my s*** together

Ngl dating apps are all algorithmic so its not accurate representation of what or who u are

I had the same experience but irl i do way better

Yeah tbh one of the apps asked if I wanted to spend money to get my profile more noticed wtf

Think I’m gonna get the gym membership today