Saw this fine ass girl looked like krysten ritter

Krysten ritter
Lily collins
Allison brie

Arrest all heterosexuals

I can do a rover but it’ll be a moon rover

See now i see why u wanna run for congress u jus like the rest of them corrupt politicians

Ion like drake man why it feel like he lowkey wanna f*** his mom

And you’re just as ungrateful as the rest of the citizens

I cant trust u if u got ya moms as ya album cover

Lmao u funny

Come on man imagine pulling up in a moon rover

I’m actually doing yo a favor

Only if it comes with a bad b**** radar

Spread the news I’m official

A man who identifies as a feminist is a major red flag

Why you flagging men

Bruh wtf

Niggas cant get they car fixed without getting f***ed completely

F*** is an ac compressor that s*** was working fine an hour ago

Listening to bossa nova desperately searching for baddies at the beach. Gonna go get some bud and maybe just come right back

No weed 2026

Tf

Been cooked out my mind 24-7 this year

how y'all over in the states manging to live with everything being so expensive?

i just heard on the radio that it's gonna cost a family of 4 $10,000 to attend one world cup game.

crazy asf