Imagine she f***ed the next guy she talked to after you

For some reason it’s been starting to bother me that some ppl put way too much energy into being fans instead of shifting it towards creating. I know not everyone is meant to be artistic but damn do something more productive instead of being on Stan twitter and wasting all your money on physical media n merch

Dam

i feel incredible guilt when i kill a bug. i try to save them but sometimes it's impossible. like damn it had one day on this earth and i took it upon myself to decide its fate

I like to watch the ant trails back in the day, toss em a couple sugar cubes. I was playing a benevolent god

I read recently that many ants on earth don't even know human exist. The topic was about Fermi Paradox. Quite the thought

Its prob some bad b**** out there that's fantastizing about someone like me. Sigh.

If i don't find someone within 18 months its actually so over

I’m on this wave rn myself. Late night with just me and my thoughts is not a good combination. Stay up tho dawg - we’ll be aight

Release the Pokéfiles!

remember that weird era of everyone being addicted to dj khaled snapchat videos

Really ticked off this morning. Cause I saw this couple walking and she had the most insane ass, but he was walking like a few yards in front of her…..bro….why arent you walking with or following behind your woman.
Plus dude was like short af and looked like some dumbass who just sits around gaming all day.

On that note there’s so much phat s*** out this morning wtf is going on

LION! 🦁

hows business?

BOOMIN!! 😭😂😂😂😭😅😅

I wonder how different my life would of been if my grandma was alive

On hikes I’m always walking behind my wife to stare at ass.

Chef Dee what’s for lunch

Exactly

F*** she had such a nice ass I’m thinking about it again 🤤

When I was in the city last weekend I clocked this gorgeous baddie with an unreal body from like half a block away

She was too far away and I was with family but damn

The couple actually walked into the store as I was leaving and she was still behind him and I wished I would’ve just said “hey” and smiled or something dumb. Prob would’ve thought about me later on today

Mainly have my eyes dead set on this cute redhead

Other than that this short little Laotian is on the radar

Trying to play my cards right but you know what they say, the house always wins

Yall wanna pool update?

F*** this s***. Tired of getting algae when my chemical readings are good. Also got a customer or two that keep pissing me off asking me to do extra s*** and some other customers who are having pool problems that would require me to break out some tools and try my hand at plumbing which Idk