I got chicks unmatching me over how many concerts I’ve been to, I’m losing customers left and right, I got people texting me that didn’t even end up going with my service asking me about their service lmfao, I’m starving like every 4 hours, and on top of all that it’s scorching hot outside and Donald Trump is President

The suffering to thriving ratio is so off

Time to regroup, trooper, you got this