I know you going thru hell, but I can’t take your storytelling voice seriously cause you sound mad deadpan 
this s*** is comedy, I’m sorry
No I def add humor to my complaining. I’m like Lewis Black or something. I just yell and it comes out funny.
I save all my hoes cadaver is my favorite bar ever
I think a bird s*** on my hoodie and I ain’t even notice
This has been my fear the last few weeks
This has been my fear the last few weeks
I’m honestly amazed it landed on my hoodie and not my hair or backpack lol
“What’s Yall d*** size”
I measure my d*** with my iPhone
Whats yalls d*** sizes I'm prob 5.75
Whats yalls d*** sizes I'm prob 5.75
This should just be its own thread that only the worst of kttmanity enters
misery misery misery.
thats what youve chosen.
rename to whats in your pants
If we talking d*** size u gotta go higher
Why lie
I jus read this as a teejayx6 bar
Just scammed a nigga for a 3 5
She asked how big i was i said 6.5!!!
got my friend sounding insane with harmony engine on some cashmere cat 9 s***