Mar 12, 2023drop a vocaroo
Mar 12, 2023·8 repliesI’m not sure about this exactly being a horror story, but an old roommate of mine, who was also a friend, started switching up on me few months before I moved out. Started getting rude, never hits me up, doesn’t clean the kitchen mess he makes, etc. also allowed his stupid cat scratch my door during while I’m asleep.
One night he went out on a date and I had enough of his bullshit. After finished taking a s***, I’d wipe my ass slightly where the residue would catch onto the paper and I’d keep it. Went over to his coffee pot, and smeared inside of it with my dirty toilet paper lol.
Next morning he spoke to me about how the coffee tasted funny and even offered me a cup. Politely rejected it but went into my room laughing.
So that’s my story
chip skylark 🏄🏾♂️Mar 12, 2023My roommates bedroom is right when you walk in and he keeps it open for his cat
Walked in after a horrific day at work to see him but ass naked stroking it
He just laughed
- chip skylark 🏄🏾♂️Mar 12, 2023·1 replyDealers In Paris
I’m not sure about this exactly being a horror story, but an old roommate of mine, who was also a friend, started switching up on me few months before I moved out. Started getting rude, never hits me up, doesn’t clean the kitchen mess he makes, etc. also allowed his stupid cat scratch my door during while I’m asleep.
One night he went out on a date and I had enough of his bullshit. After finished taking a s***, I’d wipe my ass slightly where the residue would catch onto the paper and I’d keep it. Went over to his coffee pot, and smeared inside of it with my dirty toilet paper lol.
Next morning he spoke to me about how the coffee tasted funny and even offered me a cup. Politely rejected it but went into my room laughing.
So that’s my story
- Mar 12, 2023·1 replychip skylark
You do what you gotta do, nobody ever messes with me otherwise I’ll go 0-100
Mar 12, 2023Dealers In ParisI’m not sure about this exactly being a horror story, but an old roommate of mine, who was also a friend, started switching up on me few months before I moved out. Started getting rude, never hits me up, doesn’t clean the kitchen mess he makes, etc. also allowed his stupid cat scratch my door during while I’m asleep.
One night he went out on a date and I had enough of his bullshit. After finished taking a s***, I’d wipe my ass slightly where the residue would catch onto the paper and I’d keep it. Went over to his coffee pot, and smeared inside of it with my dirty toilet paper lol.
Next morning he spoke to me about how the coffee tasted funny and even offered me a cup. Politely rejected it but went into my room laughing.
So that’s my story
You’re sick
Mar 12, 2023Dealers In ParisYou do what you gotta do, nobody ever messes with me otherwise I’ll go 0-100
what did u accomplish wit that tho
Mar 12, 2023·1 replyWhy you need a voocaroo of it though
Mar 12, 2023Dude liked to get f***ing hammered every night, come back to the room at like 3am blitzed out of his skull, turn on the lights and stumble around, and then sleep all day.
Got woken up at like 7am on a Saturday in Feb., his dad had called him and was screaming so f***ing loud I could hear it.
Came back from Spring Break & he'd been pulled from school
- Mar 12, 2023·1 reply
My roommate had s***with two guys while i was playing skyrim. They even switched up to do a roleplay as elves and mocked me
- Mar 12, 2023
Nothing crazy but I had that roommate in college who always walked around the place fully naked
- Mar 12, 2023Charles Lloyd
My roommate had s***with two guys while i was playing skyrim. They even switched up to do a roleplay as elves and mocked me
Lol
Mar 12, 2023·1 replyShe got drunk as f*** on her 21st birthday, bled all over the bathroom and took a s*** in our only shower
Mar 12, 2023I had a roommate that seemed mad chill and normal but would go on rants on facebook about how the gay bible is the work of the devil and snored like a water bubbler
- Mar 12, 2023·1 replyFKA Tadow
She got drunk as f*** on her 21st birthday, bled all over the bathroom and took a s*** in our only shower
bled???
- Mar 12, 2023Keepthereceipt
bled???
Yeah when I walked in to piss in the morning, there as blood on the floor, sink and toilet
Mar 12, 2023Dealers In ParisI’m not sure about this exactly being a horror story, but an old roommate of mine, who was also a friend, started switching up on me few months before I moved out. Started getting rude, never hits me up, doesn’t clean the kitchen mess he makes, etc. also allowed his stupid cat scratch my door during while I’m asleep.
One night he went out on a date and I had enough of his bullshit. After finished taking a s***, I’d wipe my ass slightly where the residue would catch onto the paper and I’d keep it. Went over to his coffee pot, and smeared inside of it with my dirty toilet paper lol.
Next morning he spoke to me about how the coffee tasted funny and even offered me a cup. Politely rejected it but went into my room laughing.
So that’s my story
u deserve every terrible thing that has happened to you
Mar 13, 2023OnyxShine9Why you need a voocaroo of it though
Data collection
Mar 13, 2023Dealers In ParisI’m not sure about this exactly being a horror story, but an old roommate of mine, who was also a friend, started switching up on me few months before I moved out. Started getting rude, never hits me up, doesn’t clean the kitchen mess he makes, etc. also allowed his stupid cat scratch my door during while I’m asleep.
One night he went out on a date and I had enough of his bullshit. After finished taking a s***, I’d wipe my ass slightly where the residue would catch onto the paper and I’d keep it. Went over to his coffee pot, and smeared inside of it with my dirty toilet paper lol.
Next morning he spoke to me about how the coffee tasted funny and even offered me a cup. Politely rejected it but went into my room laughing.
So that’s my story
This pasta is going over everyones head itt
- Mar 13, 2023
I dont have a horror story cause he wasnt a s***ty roomate(other than being dirty and not really cleaning ig) but more of a s***ty person
He had a long distance gf and she would fly in to see him every 1-2 months and stay for the weekend but he would be actively cheating on her when she wasnt there. I would wake up and there be a new chick in the kitchen looking for something to eat legitimately every other week
Kinda felt bad for her but never told her cause thats none of my business
Mar 13, 2023Dealers In ParisI’m not sure about this exactly being a horror story, but an old roommate of mine, who was also a friend, started switching up on me few months before I moved out. Started getting rude, never hits me up, doesn’t clean the kitchen mess he makes, etc. also allowed his stupid cat scratch my door during while I’m asleep.
One night he went out on a date and I had enough of his bullshit. After finished taking a s***, I’d wipe my ass slightly where the residue would catch onto the paper and I’d keep it. Went over to his coffee pot, and smeared inside of it with my dirty toilet paper lol.
Next morning he spoke to me about how the coffee tasted funny and even offered me a cup. Politely rejected it but went into my room laughing.
So that’s my story
I remember this pasta. Crazy stuff
Mar 13, 2023·2 repliesmy horror story is that ive always lived alongside very boring quiet people and never had a house that was fun or exciting to live in but at the same time never had any issues or major annoyances.
Mar 13, 2023jesus
Mar 13, 2023BGmy horror story is that ive always lived alongside very boring quiet people and never had a house that was fun or exciting to live in but at the same time never had any issues or major annoyances.
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Mar 13, 2023·editedDealers In ParisI’m not sure about this exactly being a horror story, but an old roommate of mine, who was also a friend, started switching up on me few months before I moved out. Started getting rude, never hits me up, doesn’t clean the kitchen mess he makes, etc. also allowed his stupid cat scratch my door during while I’m asleep.
One night he went out on a date and I had enough of his bullshit. After finished taking a s***, I’d wipe my ass slightly where the residue would catch onto the paper and I’d keep it. Went over to his coffee pot, and smeared inside of it with my dirty toilet paper lol.
Next morning he spoke to me about how the coffee tasted funny and even offered me a cup. Politely rejected it but went into my room laughing.
So that’s my story
they should put whoever wrote this down