i could also outsmoke et any day

this is true.

but et is special, he just jumps in any convo if he has a contrarian opinon

sometimes he doesnt even hold the opinion sincerely

sometimes? def 90% of the time ez

hes wrong about d*** measurements

Et has pretty much admitted he will just pick a stance to argue when he's bored so yeah

oh he def is wrong about d*** measurements.

his p**** is just the same size flaccid as hard and he copes

damn thats why he f***s his tesla

did u know ET was on a TLC reality show when he was younger?

no

yeah this is him!!

y did i recognize the car tho

everyone knows et’s ex gf in this thread

shes been around the block iykwim

he gotta get that hydro engine that wet wet

oh ya the car is a guzzler

she drives me crazy

Barf

I pretend to take little bites out of sue and make a noise like I'm eating an apple and she doesn't like it

She becomes very confused

I feel like listening to the Migos all day todayb

sometimes i put my mouth over the top of lilly’s head to see if she will think im eating her or something and she just purs and ignores me

She knows you won't

You're scared

You wouldn't be able to handle the consequences

this is 100% accurate i would die before i took a bit of lilly’s head.

i am scared of the outcome and want none of those consequences. mainly having a lilly with a bite out of her head

Dawg