Bumblecac (hes white minus the black stripes)

Beeline
Tabee

whoa actually maybe Tabee thats insanely clever

tabee my number 1 rn

thank you bruises

My mom is lecturing me about Sophie

whats she saying about ms sophie?

She does those light bites during play
She’s freaking out about infection

tell ur mom unless shes going through chemo or an organ transplant she will be fine with her immune system

Infecting me

??

If she's not like ripping chunks out of u it doesn't matter and if she breaks skin u can literally just clean it

oh you? yeah youre probably f***ed.

might lose your hand

She’s overacting I know

Sound like her lmao

Michael jackson and prince fans are annoying lol they just make qualityslop music. Just because the vocals, beat, writing, and overall sound are fire doesnt mean its good

sophie just wants a little snack of human flesh and blood

why deny her?

She’s sounds like franks mom on blonde

qualityslop

spiderman should come visit me i’d bake him cookies

Sometimes the cat must bite

What else r they supposed to do

no playing with cats unless its under doctor’s orders. then its regulated.

Do no pet, rub or kiss the cat. do NOT get in the car with someone who has fur on them.

this is mom

love you

they were born TO bite its their whole thing

Its biting or scratching

Denying them of either of these things is cruel basically

100% agree.

“if you dont love me at my bites, you don’t deserve me at my purs”

-plato

i can’t belive u came up with tabee youre a legit genius @InsanelyEvil im not over it