yeah that been my undertsanding of it for like 15 years

Idk if thc is federally illegal but weed definitely already is

Probably like the thca/other gas station variants

I think its just thc delta 9 that is and the plant itself isnt, its just because it contains delta 9, which makes the plant illegal

yeah those arent thc delta 9 so theyre legal. (im pretty sure thats how the laws down there work)

Yeah its the same reason why companies can test you for weed and fire you/not hire you even in legal states because they can just say “we’re following federal laws”

Which is horse s***

If we treated alcohol the same way then I honestly wouldn’t even be that mad at weed regulation but it’s nonsense to just treat weed one way and just encourage the masses to drink at the same time

d\*\*\* testing is so deeply flawed it should be banned, unless theres suspicion someone is intoxicated while at work and its in combination with field sobriety tests. there are so many false positives, d\*\*\*\* that you test positive for a month later, some that dont show up on the tests, eating certain foods triggers a positive. its a scam

fax

the vast majority of people in north america think this

It’s possible congress decides to do a federal ban and it goes to the courts. Or Trump vetos it for popularity points
The tweet is correct but it’s for like gas station weed and that online s*** not dispensary weed

that new Texas law is wild son

180 days for .5g or some s*** is just insanity in 2026

Last time I quit weed for d*** testing purposes was when I was fat in college for an internship. I was a daily all day stoner + the fact that THC binds to fat meant I was still pissing hot 3+ months later after qutting lol

I thought texans always bragged about freedom and alladat

also funny alcohol is one of the few d**** that cause a hangover that impairs you. when almost every other common d**** does not, because its a rare quirk with alcohol where it creates a toxic metabolite in your liver when its being processed.

but youre allowed to get loaded the night before you fly an airplane. but god forbid you do d**** on a saturday and go to work on a monday.

I’ve used fake piss for two different employee d*** tests with raving success

I’ve never used my own pee always used quickfix works everytime

used my cousins piss for my first job and it worked

oh gotcha. im surprised the gas station weed isnt already banned because of a***og d*** laws (that and emergency scheduling are another total scam that has allows the government to circumvent their own system of checks and balances with scientists about whether to ban something. anything to fill the prisons and make that money)

Wtf i just googled it and pilots can legally fly at a 0.04% BAC why is that not 0????

Gotta take the edge off some how

Yep quickfix goated

It’s so nervewracking for me even tho both times it was stupid easy to pull off

I even did it once during a piss test that also required a physical. So i had to stash the bottle after the test and grab it after the physical lol

Texas is where I grew into a man
It’s an interesting place full of contradictions