I’ll have one in like 30 minutes

Went to meet my manager for the first time, thought she was like 5 min away from me (in the casino) so I got some hand sanitizer from the dispenser, she was right there so she went for the handshake and I had to vigorously rub in the foamy sanitizer then she changed to a hug, then I did, then she changed back to a handshake, still hand sanitizer on my hands so I gave a side hug
I would’ve ran away if she didn’t laugh to break the tension

u can remember feelings from 2yrs old?

an hour??

One time my brother had ppl over to get smoke from him and my older sister walked in like ??? and I made a joke we were getting robbed and the absolute silence and confusion from his friends not getting the joke still hurts to this day

One of the witnesses died tho so my secret is safe 😈

Like 3rd or 4th grade it was my turn to present in front of class and my crush was sitting front row and I got so nervous I ended up crying and not doing the presentation lmao

Prolly less but it felt like an eternity

my grandfather died a few weeks before prom and i wasnt gonna go, but my mom really wanted me to go and go with a date. My boy (was the man in hs) told me to ask one of the prettiest & baddest girls in our grade. I did and she gave me some bs run around. she ended going with some roided out dude and he ended up leaving with one of her friends. like 8 months later we were at a party and she was drunk telling me she wished she had gone with me and i just walked away. like an hour later i was the DD rounding up my two boys, and one of them was f***ing her right in the bathroom smh. b****es be crazy man

go watch lil wayne in the motto video

The hell wrong with girls man

I was simping OD over my ex in hs , me and 2 of my friends were chillin with this other girl and she was goin, so my friends took their turn and I thought she wouldn’t want me because she didn’t know me, but then she told them to have me come over
I didn’t even touch her I just sat down and told her about my girl problems and she gave me a whole lotta “aww”

I’m glad I didn’t lose my virginity that way but man I know she looked at me like the ultimate loser, she brought it up when i saw her like a year ago too

this post has ktt1 level energy, thank you for your service

I tried doing stand up comedy in front of my entire year level and bombed so hard. I think like two ppl laughed.

I wrote the material in like a day and I was basically reading it off a piece of paper while I was up there. Idk how I thought it was gonna go well

there was this girl who thought i was weird when i was in hs.

i glew up after a summer break and i remember her and some other people looking at me and being like "yooo what the f*** happened man" not in like a mean way but like a "oh s*** look at him" kinda way.

the next day i was walking home from school and she tried to say hi to me but i didnt hear her cause i was listening to pinkerton by weezer too loud and i walked right by her.

A few years ago in college

First day of class, was a little late to a class which was in this one building that was kinda set off from the rest of campus and this girl walking next to me was like, “oh are you going to x class?” And I said yeah. We made a bit of small talk about the class and s*** then we got to the room, she sat with her friends who were already there, I just found an open seat.

Walking out of class, her and her friends happen to be walking alongside me. She asks me what my name is and is like “if I’d have known your name, I would’ve called you to sit next to us, but I didn’t want to just yell across the room”. In response, I don’t look at her and mumble something like, “uh haha it’s fine lol uhhhh don’t worry about it haha by the way uh my name’s lol uh Ronin what’s yours” really fast and in a soft voice. She proceeded not to say anything and I avoided interacting her all semester out of shame. It was a smaller class too

She was a bad Latina too

One of those memories which isn’t really a big deal but sometimes you’re laying in bed and it just pops up in your brain and it keeps you up fr

Aw man