mr get dough

5y

My existence the last year

garetare

5y

My existence in general

iWorship engels

3y

My favorite prostitute ever , the only one I’ve ever really hit up more than once or twice tried to stop letting me f*** because I took my condom off without telling her , and then a week or so later I tried to f*** again and she blocked my number so I used a different number to get her to let me in her hotel room and she let me f*** but she told me that the reason why she blocked me was because I left a skidmark on the bed last time I was there , it took me a long time to figure out that she was lying and was just mad / creeped out by me because of the condom thing

Nuja

5y

7th- 9th grade were the worst school years of my life. I actually dropped out my first year of 7th grade because I couldn’t handle the bullying. The next school I went to was rough but manageable. 8th grade I was fighting for my life and I wish that was an exaggeration but I was getting the absolute s*** beat out of me getting jumped by dudes 5xs my size. 9th grade was hell on earth. The worst part was knowing I wasn’t even getting it the worst. School after that was a breeze most of my bullies were dying or getting thrown in jail or dropping out at that point. But the ptsd I have as an adult from bullying is possibly the worst side effect

iWorship engels

3y

My favorite prostitute ever , the only one I’ve ever really hit up more than once or twice tried to stop letting me f*** because I took my condom off without telling her , and then a week or so later I tried to f*** again and she blocked my number so I used a different number to get her to let me in her hotel room and she let me f*** but she told me that the reason why she blocked me was because I left a skidmark on the bed last time I was there , it took me a long time to figure out that she was lying and was just mad / creeped out by me because of the condom thing

iWorship engels

3y

My favorite prostitute ever , the only one I’ve ever really hit up more than once or twice tried to stop letting me f*** because I took my condom off without telling her , and then a week or so later I tried to f*** again and she blocked my number so I used a different number to get her to let me in her hotel room and she let me f*** but she told me that the reason why she blocked me was because I left a skidmark on the bed last time I was there , it took me a long time to figure out that she was lying and was just mad / creeped out by me because of the condom thing

Fries

3y

That's called stealthing and it's a form of sexual assault, you could have exposed her to STDs, caused an unwanted pregnancy, she consented to s***with protection, not without it, never do that again

SaintJitterxburgFL

3y

Trying to spin as fast as I possibly could and twisted my ankle so bad I had crutches

Nuja

5y

7th- 9th grade were the worst school years of my life. I actually dropped out my first year of 7th grade because I couldn’t handle the bullying. The next school I went to was rough but manageable. 8th grade I was fighting for my life and I wish that was an exaggeration but I was getting the absolute s*** beat out of me getting jumped by dudes 5xs my size. 9th grade was hell on earth. The worst part was knowing I wasn’t even getting it the worst. School after that was a breeze most of my bullies were dying or getting thrown in jail or dropping out at that point. But the ptsd I have as an adult from bullying is possibly the worst side effect

iWorship engels

3y

My favorite prostitute ever , the only one I’ve ever really hit up more than once or twice tried to stop letting me f*** because I took my condom off without telling her , and then a week or so later I tried to f*** again and she blocked my number so I used a different number to get her to let me in her hotel room and she let me f*** but she told me that the reason why she blocked me was because I left a skidmark on the bed last time I was there , it took me a long time to figure out that she was lying and was just mad / creeped out by me because of the condom thing

iWorship engels

3y

My favorite prostitute ever , the only one I’ve ever really hit up more than once or twice tried to stop letting me f*** because I took my condom off without telling her , and then a week or so later I tried to f*** again and she blocked my number so I used a different number to get her to let me in her hotel room and she let me f*** but she told me that the reason why she blocked me was because I left a skidmark on the bed last time I was there , it took me a long time to figure out that she was lying and was just mad / creeped out by me because of the condom thing

iWorship engels

3y

My favorite prostitute ever , the only one I’ve ever really hit up more than once or twice tried to stop letting me f*** because I took my condom off without telling her , and then a week or so later I tried to f*** again and she blocked my number so I used a different number to get her to let me in her hotel room and she let me f*** but she told me that the reason why she blocked me was because I left a skidmark on the bed last time I was there , it took me a long time to figure out that she was lying and was just mad / creeped out by me because of the condom thing

iWorship engels

3y

Went to a nationals game with my girlfriend and she kept putting her arm behind my back and on the top of my seat the way every male in Hollywood ever got a girl to kiss him at a movie theater , I kept pushing her arm away from me because I kept thinking to myself “ lawd please don’t let me get emasculated by footage of this making it on regional television “

it Was ( “ was “ would ideally be in italics ) a phillies game , and even tho aaron nola was on the mound and bryce Harper started in RF , this is after we had just traded trea turner , scherzer , schwarber , I mean literally everyone valuable you could think of from last years ball club besides Soto / Bell / Luis garcia , so even if we were on tv hardly anyone would have been watching the game so yeah man .